V:TES Haiku ---------------- Peter Bakija -- Don't try to bleed me KoKo lurks in the sewer I eat your head now ---------------- Josh Duffin -- snow reddened by blood someone tasted my vitae ithaca potence ---------------- Sten During -- Anestethic Touch A few Potence Master Cards I Disarm you now ---------------- Rob Grau -- "Potence" Immortal Grapple defeats a strike: combat ends when range is set close "Gangrel" Here Kitty, Kitty. Aid from Bats; Army of Rats Claws will be your end. "Ventrue" The Brujah have no concept of society. Come Kiss My Ra, fool! "Malkavian" ? Citizens Lucid Not are we cause mad being is this seeming odd "Naivaklam" Odd seeming this is. Being mad, 'cause we are not. Lucid Citizens ? "Well Aimed Car" Press, Maneuver, Strike The card takes too much effort. Humor? Inherent ---------------- Derek Ray -- Malkavian Antitribu Haiku: Oust my predator. I must bleed backwards, for four. No VP for you. ---------------- Tobias Loehr -- Toreador: My Toreador Recives an Aching Beauty Pay a pool to block You block my vampire Majesty: Combat Ends, I Pay one to untap ---------------- James Coupe -- [!malk] Destroy the others. Go backwards and cause mayhem. Be last and get two. Hasina is good; She beats the crap out of you. Only strength survives. ---------------- Christian Herro -- perfect clarity; no longer the laughingstock: you will not deflect. intercept combat? rotschreck is the way to lose - go forward instead. second round combat, walk of flame you must eschew; too much to support. sorcerors supreme? thaumaturgy is crappy... potence it is not. bruise and bleed Tremere, three cross-purpose disciplines. winning: not easy. ---------------- Mike Perlman -- http://www265.pair.com/perlman/vtes/vteshome.html Ventrue Patiently, I sit with deflections in my hand. You may bleed my prey. Gangrel Rats, bats, cats, and dogs untap for some feral groove. Have some claws with that. Malkavian A realist spike throws down multiple flecks on an otherwise faceless night. Auspex You may stay hidden from watchers that do not see. I know where you are. Caitiff Shifting and sensing. There may be strength in numbers. Beware the lucky blow. Obfuscate Standing in plain sight, I work amidst the watchers. Unseen, I depart. ---------------- Simon Burton -- Hunter is hunted. Lay comatose in torpor. The prey again bleeds. ---------------- Thomas Kuster -- Igo the Hungry. What does Igo hunger for? Only Igo knows. Uriah is gone. My prey has the bugger now. Let the fun begin. ---------------- Aaron Steele -- http://nosferatustuff.com/vtes/haiku.htm ugly visage shows hidden under city streets we know everything strength, control, hidden nosferatu in tunnels come down meet your death computer hack you comming with my gang tactics block me if you dare disciplines dont match combat, stealth, and animal can it ever win? sheldon is the man our justicar is the best because he is small ---------------- Janne "HG" Hägglund -- "Giovanni" Ash heaps, yours and mine, they all belong to me now. No, you may not block. GEHENNA Gehenna has come No chance, no hope, no escape But I shall die last ---------------- Jeff Kuta -- Assamite I need not bleed you I care not for politics Yet your blood will burn. ---------------- Torbjörn Olsson -- Who knows where Caine is? None, except LSJ (ElEssJay) He keeps him downstairs A few votes, some caps Toreador grand ball Somebody stop me! Stealth, agg or deny You may burn my grand ball I'll play another Predator attacks Dramatic upheaval My Prey is my friend ---------------- Norman S. Brown, Jr. -- If a gun is to my head Maybe I will play Phobia or Hawg God-like Uriah Or Winter monkey vomit You make your own choice KMW Haiku Random Red List trait Thirteen or duck duck gargoyle and Ferox got skipped Gargoyle Haiku stone flesh power slave not sock puppet or horsey angry pigeon fist destruction takes flight horror weapon falling white pigeon crap dive-bomber talking parrots cute Jimmy Buffet world famous But mine craps concrete mountain move slowly miller's stone grinding down drunk thinker play, bitch! Turkey Recipe: Daring Dawn Computer Hack Barbequed Gargoyle -Non-Gargoyle Haiku I want you to know Gangrel Newsletter Mine Mine Mine Sounds like Daffy Duck ---------------- Antero -- Death Pact, some Tupdogs Soon my vampires all will be Merrill Molitors Tangine equips a Hawg From her wrinkles. No one laughs Rubber and fat burn. Giotto haiku I will block you now Kiss of Ra you can not play Eat hellfire, foul thing! Baali haiku If you trust the ones Who burn a pool to untap It is time to die ---------------- Archibald Zimonyi -- KMW haiku Dead or Deader is the way for the Red List in Kindred Most Wanted Gehenna haiku Gehenna is here Antedeluvians are Devouering all ---------------- noodleboy -- Gehenna haiku I pack up my cards, And wonder why I bothered. Recalled to founder. ---------------- Emmit Svenson -- Gehenna haiku Nightmares on Nightmares Then Wormwood, Thirst and four more Deck with Gypsies wins ---------------- Tom Duncan -- End Game Again I read them. Intercept? Reduce? Deflect? Lo, I am ousted. Marketing A new expansion. Now we all have three versions of every card. Ugly I have four Pool left. All my vamps are in torpor. I hate Cailean. Kook Sandwich Stuck between Malk decks. They intercept ev'rything and bleed for seven. ---------------- John Flournoy -- Sabbat War Open the booster. Quickly look for the rare card! ...it's Twisting the Knife. ---------------- Julian Gatt -- Muddled Hunter conceals stake No strike: combat ends? Gilbert the graverobber. Beast in torpor, bad! Anneke, Magnum, Blur Rushing without a grapple. Omaya wakes and blocks Aggravated, Rotschreck. Sadie the diabolist. Prey's deck relies on Theo I shall contest him No game for you. Cross-table "allies" engage Agree to strike hands for one. Prevent, Disarm, Decapitate. Cross-table bleed from flick, Lost in Crowds and Conditioned. "Ally" bled 7 at stealth. ---------------- Kevin Mergen -- James, Josh, and Peter taught me everything I know about 'big fist' beats that Lasombra guy Angelica kicks my ass 20 Suddens... wow! LSJ, the man letting me playtest some sets now Scarce can be played Freak Drive can be had if you are willing to buy starters by the pound going to LA god forbid you take your turn at a normal pace ---------------- SithLord -- Sabbat in the fall Several high capacities PTO galore ---------------- AL -- Turku metagame haiku (I'm a whiner): One who does not add ten bounce cards to his deck will become bleed sink. Why? ---------------- Josh Feuerstein (Jozxyqk) -- End combat and Psyche! Anathema with zero blood Mercy for the Weak Immense Size from this Powder of Rigidity I bought it online Predator goes out, So I play a Life Boon and From a Sinking Ship Free assault rifle. My name's Edith; this one's made Out of my sister. "No blocks? OK, I..." "Wait! I can play Eagle's Sight, But I choose not to." Hey There, Goratrix! What you doing with that drum? Now I have to hunt. ---------------- L. Scott Johnson -- Free assault rifle. What, is Horatio there? Just a piece of him. ---------------- John Newquist -- KMW haiku At my Pre-release, I Called the Beast in one turn, Then he bled for seven. Two masters, one round? Rumors, Anson, Parthenon? Which one was your choice? ---------------- Rob Treasure -- Ode to Enkidu - Bad man, hurty dragon He will break you and yours My ready region is empty ---------------- Luiz Mello -- Vicious Mata Hari Diablerises helpless justicar Would burn but she's reborn ---------------- Orpheus -- True Love's Face Dead Hand Purification Sinking Ship no more. Dead Hand, Breath of Death Family made of stone Fear us now ---------------- Derek Rawlings -- Minion tap in hand Just transfered out a vampire From a Sinking Ship'ed. ---------------- jibbajibba -- Crazy malkavs? No! stealth, bleed, stealth, bleed, again the other players yawn ---------------- Fred Scott -- Slaughtering the Herd? My dude with only one blood might as well be burned. ---------------- Jadasc -- Velya says to Beast, "Heel, Insubordinate dog! Get into the Box!" Leatherface recoils. "You'd not be so brave without that damned Purchase Pact." ----------------